Tinder has massive audience which not only makes it a blessing for people who are into online dating but also makes it a curse for a few. With increasing competition on Tinder, it’s mandatory for you to get your Tinder game impeccable to not get get run over by other guys and girl. We’ve posted plenty of Tinder hacks before which got people their Tinder profile BOOMING!
Today, we are breaking down one element (Tinder Bios) into an entire individual post to specifically spoon feed you guys. These are our hand picked best tinder bios for guys and girls which will skyrocket your Tinder results overnight. Good, Cute, Witty, Clever, Sexy, Naught, and Funny Tinder Bio – We’ve got everything covered for you!
Funniest Tinder Bios of all-Time:
1. CLEVER, WITTY & FUNNY!
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I would like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.
The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the just working on my fitness he is my witness” I can point to him and he will do the little “WooOOh” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.
Married. A couple of Kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchi’s . Looking for someone to bring to family event so they will stop thinking something is wrong with me.
5. CLEVER BIO!
I’m cultured in that I liked imported beers and traveling.
If you can’t laugh at yourself. I probably will.
It’s tough being a single Mom. Or so I’m told. I would Know; I don’t have kids.
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6. FLIRTY BIO!
I’ve learned that men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If I see you without an erec**ion, I’ll make you a sandwich.
7. CLEVER TINDER BIO!
Every Single Time a Man Sleeps With a lot of Women, he is called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she is called sl*t, and people think this is unfair… Nah. It’s completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? ’cause it’s f**kin easy to be a sl*t. It’s f**kin hard to be a stud. To be a stud you’ve to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a s**t you just have to be there. There are fat ugly s**ts out there, there are no flat ugly studs.
Honestly, I’m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago. And I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you’ve any pertinent information.
9. FUNNY TINDER BIO!
I like the long walks on the beach with my Girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
Puppy enthusiast and frozen yogurt connoisseur. Flying the flag for Ireland in Dallas. I’m outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios.
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I wish I could be more like him – The most interesting man in the world
You would be crazy not to swipe right – Miss New York
He is my phone’s background – Mom
My Hero – Spider-Man
12. Jesus on Tinder!
Actually Several Thousand Years Old IDK Why It Says 21 lol.
Downside: I’ve been only nailed once
Upside: I would die for you, so you know I’m committed
…Also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel
Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you.
13. NAUGHTY BIO!
My personality is shit but I take it up the A**S
You can delete me on Facebook, You can unfollow me on Twitter, You can delete my number, But you cant unlick my bu**hole
15. SMART, HOT, and SEXY BIO!
Hey, you’re pretty cute but you know what would make your face look even better? If I sat on it.
Copy-Paste Tinder Bios for your profile:
♥ If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.
♥ I’ll treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.
♥ Just looking for a cute girl to grab a drink and some cheesy fries with.
♥ I will jump to any height. Just ask, but if you ask me to jump 34 inches I will only jump 32 because that is as high as I can go. So basically I’m saying you are going to get 2 inches less than you’re expecting.
♥ I know all the words to ‘Butterfly’ by ‘Crazy Town.’
♥ I can make a better sandwich than you.
♥ I really like movies with spaceships in them.
♥ I swear I’m going to throw up If I see one more girl with a Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn quote in their profile.
♥ Got my money on my mind and my mind of money money..so just message me I got noodles!
♥ Yes, this is new profile. Best idea I had all week.
♥ College Tennis player, future engineer, and raging republication. Texas is the best place on earth.
♥ I’m looking for a girl who will share Netflix password with me.
♥ I would love to serenade you, talk to me 6 feet.
♥ Born at a very young age.
♥ You’ve been on my mind, I grow fonder everyday, lose myself in time, just thinking of your face.
♥ So my friend needed a girlfriend, but he is unsure about the Tinder. So, I told him that I would make one to show him that it actually works.
♥ 6’4 and my Kung-fu is on point.
♥ Well trained man searching for a Mensa level goddess to share stories with. I’m interested in Permaculture and Anthropology. And, I never shave.